Young Sheldon

Pilot

Rockets, Communists, and the Dewey Decimal System

Poker, Faith, and Eggs

A Therapist, a Comic Book, and a Breakfast Sausage

A Solar Calculator, a Game Ball, and a Cheerleader's Bosom

A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac

A Brisket, Voodoo, and Cannonball Run

Cape Canaveral, Schrödinger's Cat, and Cyndi Lauper's Hair

Spock, Kirk, and Testicular Hernia

An Eagle Feather, a String Bean, and an Eskimo

Demons, Sunday School, and Prime Numbers

A Computer, a Plastic Pony, and a Case of Beer

A Sneeze, Detention, and Sissy Spacek

Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman

Killer Asteroids, Oklahoma, and a Frizzy Hair Machine

Jiu-Jitsu, Bubble Wrap, and Yoo-hoo

A Mother, A Child, and a Blue Man's Backside

Gluons, Guacamole, and the Color Purple

A Dog, a Squirrel, and a Fish Named Fish

Summer Sausage, a Pocket Poncho, and Tony Danza

Vanilla Ice Cream, Gentleman Callers, and a Dinette Set

A High-Pitched Buzz and Training Wheels

A Rival Prodigy and Sir Isaac Neutron

A Crisis of Faith and Octopus Aliens

A Financial Secret and Fish Sauce

A Research Study and Czechoslovakian Wedding Pastries

Seven Deadly Sins and a Small Carl Sagan

Carbon Dating and a Stuffed Raccoon

An 8-Bit Princess and a Flat Tire Genius

Family Dynamics and a Red Fiero

A Stunted Childhood and a Can of Fancy Mixed Nuts

A Race of Superhumans and a Letter to Alf

A Tummy Ache and a Whale of a Metaphor

A Nuclear Reactor and a Boy Called Lovely

David, Goliath and a Yoo-hoo from the Back

A Math Emergency and Perky Palms

A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag

Albert Einstein and the Story of Another Mary

A Perfect Score and a Bunsen Burner Marshmallow

A Political Campaign and a Candy Land Cheater

A Proposal and a Popsicle Stick Cross

A Broken Heart and a Crock Monster

Quirky Eggheads and Texas Snow Globes

A Broom Closet and Satan's Monopoly Board

An Entrepreneurialist and a Swat on the Bottom

Hobbitses, Physicses and a Ball with Zip

A Pineapple and the Bosom of Male Friendship

A Parasol and a Hell of an Arm

Pongo Pygmaeus and a Culture that Encourages Spitting

The Sin of Greed and a Chimichanga from Chi-chi's

A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicken

Teenager Soup and a Little Ball of Fib

A Live Chicken, a Fried Chicken and Holy Matrimony

Body Glitter and a Mall Safety Kit

Contracts, Rules and a Little Bit of Pig Brains

A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

Pasadena

An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

Graduation

A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton

Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken

Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love

A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper

A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You

An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles

Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts

A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science

The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities

A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips

A Black Hole

The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires

Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism

Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones

An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin

The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room

A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit

A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance

A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender

A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

A God-Fearin' Baptist and a Hot Trophy Husband

Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker

White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People

Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football

A Tougher Nut and a Note on File

Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha

College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle

Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest

A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter

A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being

Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame

A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal

A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler

German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog

A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

Funeral (1)

Memoir (2)