I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson

Thanks For Thinking They Are Cool

It's the Cigars You Smoke That Are Gonna Give You Cancer

Oh Crap, A Bunch More Bad Stuff Just Happened

I'm Wearing One of Their Belts Right Now

We Used to Watch This At My Old Work

They said that to me at a dinner.

They have a cake shop there Susan where the cakes just look stunning.

You sure about that? You sure about that that's why?

Everyone just needs to be more in the moment.

Didn't you say there was gonna be five people at this table?

I need a wet paper towel.

THAT WAS THE EARTH TELLING ME I’M SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING GREAT.

I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

CUT TO: WE’RE CHATTING ABOUT THIS AT YOUR BACHELOR PARTY.

SO NOW EVERY TIME I’M ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING I REALLY WANT TO DO, I ASK MYSELF, “WAIT A MINUTE, WHAT IS THIS?”

DON’T JUST SAY “RELAX,” ACTUALLY RELAX.

WHEN I FIRST THOUGHT OF THIS YOU DIDN’T EVEN HAVE HANDS UP THERE — YOU WERE JUST WALKING STRAIGHT UP THE WALL.