Gintama

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama?! (1)

Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen JUMP Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs! / You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

Pets Resemble Their Owners!

If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

If You're a Man, Try the Swordfish / If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You'll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

Good Things Never Come in Twos (But Bad Things Do)

Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy! / I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (1)

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (2) / You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him / Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

Only Children Play in the Snow / Eating Ice Cream In Winter Is Awesome

Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes / Since It Ended a Bit Early, We're Starting the Next One

Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

The More You're Alike, the More You Fight / Whatever You Play, Play to Win

A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

Pending Means Pending, It's Not Final

Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

When Looking For Things You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing On The Day You Lost It

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

The Sun Will Rise Again

On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

Dango Over Flowers

For the Wind Is the Life / The Ideal Girlfriend Is Always Minami

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant / Drive With a "Might" Attitude

Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscripts

Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Also Picky About People, Too

Four Heads are Better than One

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

You Don't Stand in Line for the Ramen, You Stand in Line for the Self-Satisfaction / You Say Kawaii So Often, You Must Really Think You're Cute Stuff

Rank Has Nothing to Do with Luck

Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

Even a Hero Has Issues

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

Men, Be a Madao

If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time / Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs

The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

Rules Are Made to be Broken

Otaku Are Talkative

There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

Important Things Are Hard To See

It’s All About the Beat and Timing

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Life is a test

People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

The Older, the Wiser

Beauty Is Like a Summer Fruit

Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

Entering the Final Chapter!

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

It's Your House, You Build It

99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

Butting Into a Fight is Dangerous

Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

All Adults are Instructors for All Children

Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World

The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man

Sleep Helps a Child Grow

That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side Would Be the Other Side

It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand

Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather

If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!

If One Orange in the Box Is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It

From a Foreigner's Perspective, You're the Foreigner. From an Alien's Perspective, You're the Alien

Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

Love Is Unconditional

The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better than the Real Deal / If a Person Is Dead, They Can't Come Back to Life

If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

The Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

The Chosen Idiots

And into the Legend...

If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate / A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have

Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation

It's What's On The Inside That Counts / It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"? / When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist

Countdown Begins

It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night

Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off

It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder

Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

Screw Popularity Votes

Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell

Popularity Polls Can...

Hometowns and Boobs Are Best Thought of from Afar / The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

Beware of Foreshadows

It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That’s How the End of the Year Goes / Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

When Looking For Something, Try Using its Perspective

Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

Cooking is About Guts

Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

Not Losing to the Rain

Not Losing to the Wind

Not Losing to the Storm

Never Losing that Smile

That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

Everybody's a Santa!

Everyone Looks a Little Grown Up After Spring Break

Everyone Looks Pretty Grown Up After Summer Break

Use a Calligraphy Pen for New Year Cards / The Heart Comes Before Chocolate

Meals Should Be Balanced / We Are All Warriors in the Battle Against Fate

It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board

Glasses Are Part of the Soul

Glasses Prevent You From Seeing Certain Things

Nothing Lasts Forever, Including Parents, Money, Youth, Your Room, Dress Shirts, Me, You and the Gintama Anime

A Lawless Town Tend To Attract a Bunch of Whoohooey Folk

Ghosts Aren't The Only Ones Who Run Wild Around Graveyards

Chains Of a Warrior

Iron Town

'Tis An Honor!

Odds or Even

I Can't Remember a Damn Thing About the Factory Tour

What Happen Twice Can Happen Thrice

The Pincers of Crab Can Snip Through a Friendship

People Forget to Return Stuff All The Time Without Even Realizing It.

The Bathhouse , Where You're Naked In Body And Soul

Jugem

The Name Reveals the Person

The Man's Household Situation Is Hard , His Heart Is Soft

Blue And Red Ecstasy

So In The Second Season Of Prison Break , They Already Broke Out Of Prison , But The Name Works When You Realize That Society Is A Prison

Everybody Loves Pajamas

Speaking Of Crossovers , Don't Forget About Alien Vs Predator

Love is Neither Plus No Minus

Making It Through Love

It Would Take Too Much Effort to Make This Title Sound Like a Text Message Subject

When You Go to a Funeral for the First Time, You're Surprised By How Happy the People Are

The People You Tend to Forget Tend to Show Up After You Forget Them

The Legendary Mercenary Tribe, Renho. Elizabeth Was in Fact, One of Those White Demons

Piggy Banks and Trash Cans

Empty Planet

Goodbye Lionel, Why Don't You Say Something!

Please Take Me Skiing

A Vacation in Disorientation

There are Some Things You Should Not Forget When Drinking away the Past Year at Year-end Parties

People Can Only Live By Forgetting the Bad

We Are All Hosts, In Capital Letters

Girls like Vegeta, Guys like Piccolo

Draw Your Life on the Canvas We Call Manga

Check It Out!

Thorny and Rosy

Festival of Thornies

Letter From Thorny

Madaodog Madaonaire

Presents Are Meant To Be Given Early

New Year's Envelopes Are Perfect for Dirty Jokes

When Sleeping Under a Kotatsu, Make Sure You Don't Burn Your Balls

We're Sorry

Nobody with Natural Straight Hair Can Be That Bad

Kintoki and Gintoki

Kin-san's Kintama

The Meaning of a Main Character

Courtesan Turns the Tables

Inside the Palace!!

Five Pinkies

Pinky Swear

Unsetting Moon

The Sound of a Beam Can Pierce Every Heart

Two Brothers

Liquor and Gasoline, Smiles and Tears

Dog Food Doesn't Taste Like You Think

You Can Never Pause at the Perfect Time

Even a Matsui Stick Can't Handle Some Kinds of Dirt

An Inspector's Love Begins With an Inspection

Forget Dates, Remember People / You Can Hide Your Porn Mags, But You Can't Hide Your ***

A Mirror Provides a Frozen Reflection of Both Your Beautiful and Ugly Sides / Nobody Likes the Photo on Their License

Arriving Late to a Reunion Makes it Hard to Enter

A Reunion Also Brings to the Surface Things You Don't Want to Remember

When Compared to Time in the Heavens, Fifty Years of Human Life Resembles Naught but Dreams and Lottery Tickets

Guys With Big Nostrils Also Have Big Imaginations / You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End

9 + 1 = Yagyu Jyubei

Calories Come Back to Bite You Just When You've Forgotten About Them

10 - 1 =

All Mothers Pack Too Much Food Into a Lunch Box and Ruin the Shape

The Reaper by Day and the Reaper by Night

Human or Demon?

Farewell, Reaper

A Phoenix Rises from the Ashes Over and Over

Amen

Being a Leader is Tough

Love is a Roach Motel

A Sizzle Summer / A Nothing Summer 2015

He's the Sweet Tooth, and I'm the Mayo Guy

I'm a Failure as a Leader, and He's Also a Failure as a Leader

I'm Odd Jobs, and He's Shinsengumi

Always Leave Enough Room for Fifty Million in Your Bag

Always Leave Enough Room for Pebbles in Your Bag

Style Goes Out of Fashion the Moment It's Put Into Words / There Are Two Types of People In This World: Those Who Yell Out Their Attack Names, and Those Who Don't

The Two Apes

Afros of Life and Death

Afuro and Wolfro

Take the Initial Premise Lightly, and It'll Cost You

Keep Your Farewells Short

One Editor Is Enough / The G-Pen Is Capricious and the Maru Pen Is Stubborn

Strike When the Sword and Overlord are Hot / Oil Rain

Shoguns of Light and Shadow

Ninja Village

Ninja Soul

And Then There Were Five

Those Who Protect Against All Odds

Sworn Enemy

The Crows Caw After the Battle Ends

Farewell, Buddy

The Day the Demon Cried

Heroes Always Arrive Fashionably Late

Lost and Found

Prison Break

Stray Dogs

Undelivered Mail

Karma

Nobume

Farewell Shinsengumi

The Monster and the Monster's Child

Leave Letter

The Song of a Samurai

Zura

The Two Fools

Ten Years

Path

Master of Kouan

The Lost Rabbit

Siblings

First Student

Hope

The Stairs to Adulthood May Not Always Lead Up

A Bowl of Ramen

A Family

Life, Death, and Shades / All the Answers Can Be Found in the Field

3000 Leagues in Search of a Scabbard

The Super Sadist and the Super Sadist

The Strongest Sword, and the Dullest Ass

Wash Your Hands Before a Handshake

Diamonds are Unscratchable

An Idol's Badge of Honor

The Line Between Godlike Games and Shitty Games is Paper-Thin

Guardian Spirits Are Also a Part of the Soul

Try As You Might to Make a Natural Perm Go Away, It Will Always Return

Flavoring is Best in Small Quantities

A Delinquent's Kid Has Long Neck Hair

The Line Between Tenacious and Annoying Is Paper-Thin

Geezers Carve the Things They Shouldn't Forget into Their Wrinkles

Machines That Pick Up Useless Habits Are Called People

Men Must Live Not Long or Thick, but Hard

Ogres Are Weak Against Tiny Heroes Like the Inch-High Samurai

Bragging About Your Own Heroic Deeds Will Make People Hate You, So Make Others Do It For You

Jump and Power Creep Go Hand-in-Hand

Peace and Destruction Are Two Sides of the Same Coin

Bushido Is Found One Second Before Death

The Evildoers Who Do Good

Rabbits Jump High on Moonlit Nights

Making a Dull World Interesting

Do something uncharacteristic, and something uncharacteristic will happen

Countless Kings

The Unemployed Cannot Be Stained By Anything

Always Hold On to Your Trump Cards

The Creatures Known as Humanity

Sign

Specter

Two in Girl Years Is Equal to Ten in Man Years

Salvation

Dun Dun

There Are Lines Even Villains Can't Cross