My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU

Youth Romantic Comedy is Wrong, as I Expected

All People Surely Have Their Own Worries

Sometimes the Gods of Rom-Coms Does Nice Things

In Other Words, He Doesn’t Have Many Friends

Once Again, He Turns Back on the Path from Whence He Came

His Beginning With Her Finally Ends

Anyway, Getting No Rest, Even Though it’s Summer Break, Just Isn’t Right

One Day, They Will Learn the Truth

For the Third Time, He Turns Back on the Path from Whence He Came

The Distance Between Them Remains Unchanged as the Festival is Becoming a Carnival

And So the Curtain on Each Stage Rises, and the Festival is Festivaling Its Very Best

Thus, His and Her and Her Youth Continues to Be Wrong

And So, Their Festival Will Never End

No One Knows Why They Came to the Service Club

His and Her Confessions Reached No One

Quietly, Yukinoshita Yukino Makes a Decision

And Yuigahama Yui Makes a Declaration

In That Room, There is No Longer the Scent of Tea

Without Incident, the Congress Dances, But Does Not Progress

Even So, That Room Continues to Play Out the Endless Days

Even Still, Hachiman Hikigaya is…

And, Yukino Yukinoshita is…

The Thing That the Light in Each of Their Hands Illuminates

Hayato Hayama Always Lives Up to Expectations

Still, The Thing He Desires Is Out of Reach, And He Continues to Mistake What’s Real

Spring Always Comes to Life Buried Underneath a Pile of Snow

In Due Time, the Seasons Change and the Snow Melts

That Key Was Never Handled Until Today

Iroha Isshiki is the Strongest Junior, as Expected

By Chance, Yui Yuigahama Thinks of the Future

Shizuka Hiratsuka Deeply Longs for the Days Past

Once again, Hachiman Hikigaya Makes a Speech

Until the End, Yui Yuigahama Will Continue Watching Over Them

Wishing That, at the Very Least, I Don't Make Any More Mistakes

A Whiff of That Fragrance Will Always Bring Memories of That Season

Gallantly, Shizuka Hiratsuka Moves Forward

Only a Heated Touch Truly Conveys the Sentiment

My Teen Romantic Comedy Is Wrong, As I Expected